5:41 AM

Random Airport. Quiet Monday morning.

The wide-eyed, neurotic, caffeinated half of the brain whispers theatrically to the content, serene, sleepy, quiet half of the brain.

Dddid you know? It asks, looking around furtively..

Every 5 seconds someone around here is coughing, sneezing, clearing their throat, blowing their nose or clearing their nose. 

Pandemonium. 

Now there are two wide-eyed, neurotic caffeinated halves of the brain.

Deep Thought

Is the goal of television viewing to watch the programs which are interrupted by advertisements or watch advertisements interrupted by programs.